Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook

Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook

Chris-Rachael Oseland

Language: English

Pages: 102

ISBN: 1481153684

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Check out the second edition now on Kickstarter!


The new 2nd edition of Dining With the Doctor has over 120 recipes covering the 8th - 12th Doctors.

Chris-Rachael read your reviews and listened to your critiques. She's replacing 60 of the lamer recipes from the 1st edition with all new recipes, plus adding recipes for the 8th Doctor, War Doctor, 12th Doctor, and if we hit all the stretch goals, maybe even Inspector Spacetime.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled book description.


Hello, sweetie.

The author of *Wood for Sheep: The Unauthorized Settlers Cookbook* is about to take your taste buds on a wibbly wobbly, timey wimey adventure through the Doctor Who reboot.

Megafan and food writer Chris-Rachael Oseland spent a year rewatching all of series one through six and experimenting in her kitchen to bring you a fresh recipe for every single episode.

This book is a treat for any Whovian who wants to offer more than a plate of fish fingers and a bowl of custard at your next viewing party. Want to host an elegant dinner party to show off your new Tardis corset? Start the evening with a Two Streams Garden Cocktail followed by Baked Hath, Marble Cucumber Circuits with Vesuvian Fire Dipping Sauce, Professor Yana’s Gluten Neutrino Map Binder, Slitheen Eggs, and some of Kazran’s Night Sky Fog Cups for dessert.

If you’re just getting a few friends together to watch the latest episode, why not offer them an Ood Mezze Plate to munch on as stragglers wander in followed by some quick and easy Fish Custard Tacos, Open Faced Dalek Ironsides, Sontaran Soldiers, and a Cinnamon Pull Apart Crack in the Wall. They can wash it all down with a cup of the Pond’s Wedding Punch.

Lets be honest. No Whovian gathering is complete without them, so you also get an entire bonus chapter dedicated to interesting alternative takes on fish fingers and custard.

This comprehensive cookbook includes eighteen adult beverages, more than two dozen recipes for vegetarians, twenty that are safe for people with wheat allergies, and ten for the low carb dieters. You’ll be prepared for every possible guest.

The ebook also includes over 50 full color photos, a linked table of contents for easy navigation, and a useful appendix.

Put on your fez and straighten your bow tie. You own a cookbook now. Cookbooks are cool.



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an incredible dish for about twice the cost of ramen. If you're only going to try one time-consuming recipe from this entire book, this should be the one. You won't regret it. Black Hole Mezze (S2E10 - The Satan Pit) raisins black mission figs blueberries blackberries hardboiled eggs blue corn chips corn and black bean salsa lemon or orange peel If you’re trapped on a ship full of Ood possessed by Satan, you might need a couple of snacks before you desperately try to escape.

paper. While the peanut butter is still plenty soft, arrange the crumbled cereal along the base so it looks like straw sticking out of stuffed shirt collar. You can also add a knot of butcher’s twine so it looks like you’ve tied a sack closed around the scarecrow heads. Use the full sized chocolate chips for eyes and the mini chocolate chips to make a mouth. If you’d like, feel free to substitute Rice Krispie treats for the popcorn balls. I found them too sweet, even though the shapes worked

Everyone loves fish fingers and custard. That’s why I have a whole chapter dedicated to it. Meanwhile, let’s take a look at all the other things the brand new eleventh Doctor finds total rubbish. A new mouth is confusing. The sliced apples, carrots, and yogurt with bits in actually go together pretty well. People serve fruit and veggies with yogurt dip all the time. You can either pile everything into bowls so they can sit on the same platter, or set up two adjacent platters with a symbolically

cup/200 g semisweet chocolate chips (may use miniature chips) 3/4 cup/100 g powdered sugar I was immensely tempted to whip up a recipe for hallucinogenic lipstick. After all, lip balm is surprisingly easy to make with little more than Vaseline and Kool-Aid. Add some hallucinogens and you’re well on your way to pretending to be River Song - or possibly getting yourself arrested. Wait, that’s part of being River Song. Since The Doctor doesn’t come to my rescue whenever I write “Hello Sweetie” on

from the spam drippings. To give you a real idea what Londoners actually survived on during the Second World War, take a look at the weekly ration allowance for one adult in the 1940’s. Bacon & Ham 4 oz Meat to the value of 1 shilling and sixpence (around about 1/2 lb minced beef) Butter 2 oz Cheese 2 oz Margarine 4 oz Cooking fat 4 oz Milk 3 pints Sugar 8 oz Preserves 1 lb every 2 months Tea 2 oz Eggs 1 fresh egg per week Sweets/Candy 12 oz every 4 weeks That’s it. If you ate it

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